• Chicago Dungeon

    Visit Chicago's finest dungeon by clicking the logo shown above.

    NO SAME DAY APPOINTMENTS!

    Items marked with a red asterisk are required.

    This form is for serious inquiries only. If you do not intend to schedule and show up for a session, do not use this form.

    If you provide false, incomplete, or misleading information, you will be banned from Chicago Dungeon forever.

    This form is encrypted and the information you provide is forwarded securely to a private email account, so your information is perfectly safe. After your session, your form will be permanently deleted, so your information has no chance of falling into the wrong hands.

    WILL WE CLICK?

    IF YOU ARE MATURE - I AM TALKING ABOUT ATTITUDE HERE, NOT YOUR CHRONOLOGICAL AGE - AND INTELLIGENT, WITH A RESPECT FOR DISCREET, SAFE, AND LEGAL PLAY, AND YOU LOVE TO LAUGH, WE WILL CLICK. IF YOU TAKE KINK TOO SERIOUSLY, I WILL FIND YOU TEDIOUS. IF YOU ARE PRETENTIOUS, I WILL FIND YOU A BORE. SMILE! IT'S JUST KINK!

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  • The following four questions help me determine your size, so I can prepare for your session with appropriately sized items. For example, when choosing a straitjacket or patient gown.

  • Check my calendar before you complete this question. What arrival date and start time is your first choice for our session? What date do you wish to see me? If you do not know yet, do not fill out this form. Wait until you decide on a date. I DO NOT DO SAME DAY APPOINTMENTS! I NEED AT LEAST 24 HOURS NOTICE!*
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  • Do you understand and agree that this form is intended to schedule a session for professional BDSM and fetish exploration, and that penetration, prostitution services, massage, sex acts, etc. are not offered? (Please, note that if you act like a lunatic and request an illegal act during your session, you will be removed from the premises and forfeit your session fee. Please, don't embarrass yourself by exhibiting your desperation and willingness to be a turd.)*
  • BEFORE YOU CLICK THE SUBMIT BUTTON, BE CERTAIN THAT YOU TRULY WANT THE APPOINTMENT FOR WHICH YOU ARE APPLYING. IF YOU JUST SEEK INFORMATION, SIMPLY EMAIL ME. THIS FORM IS FOR SCHEDULING APPOINTMENTS. ALL OTHER BUSINESS IS HANDLED VIA EMAIL OR TELEPHONE.  NOTE THAT PEOPLE WHO FILL OUT THIS FORM WITH NO INTENTION OF ACTUALLY SEEING ME WILL BE PLACED ON MY TIME-WASTER LIST.

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